The Bellierub.....
.... on  political porkbellies

On May 3rd of this year, impeached President Bill Clinton announced that he is teaming up
with the American Heart Association to fight childhood obesity. It seems that Mr. Clinton is
concerned that the next generation of future interns will grow even heavier than the most
recent group who left the White House at the end of his term. Somewhere lost in all the
hype is his failure to take responsibility for conditioning certain interns on fitting more in
their mouth as a result of his presidency. The environment he offered allowed young
interns of questionable poundage’s to exercise their oral muscles as he watched recklessly
from above. So the question is: Will America’s youth respond to this role model?

Childhood obesity is growing at a rate of 20% per year with 1 out of every 6 kids classified
as obese. Mr. Clinton was quoted as saying, “I’ve spent most of my life trying to help give
children a better future, so I am really excited about this effort to promote healthier
lifestyles for children. After my personal exposure to heart disease and surgery, I wanted to
find some way to use that experience to help others. With this initiative, we can help turn
young people’s lives around and give them hope for a healthier future.”

It is quite noble of Mr. Clinton to make these statements and attempt to influence America’s
children into eating better. How well will the kids respond to his message? Did he show the
same concern for Monica Lewinsky’s future? He wasn’t too concerned about the types of
food she was putting in her mouth. Sure, she wasn’t exactly a child, but she was young
enough to be influenced by the President of the United States. Of course, Mr. Clinton
would claim he did nothing wrong and just allowed her a few “inappropriate” meals.

Mr. Clinton’s credibility on the obesity subject is also suspect because of the one term that
always concerns dieters: cheating. Does the ex-president really understand what the
definition of the word is? Come to think of it, does he understand the definition of the word
“is?” Weight loss and weight management is a tough, grueling task for the bulk of the
population. Dieters of all ages must be fully aware of what “cheating” means. There are no
gray areas here. Grabbing a candy bar instead of a piece of fruit is considered cheating on
your diet. Grabbing an intern instead of the First Lady is considered cheating on your wife.
How can a guy who doesn’t know the difference be a role model for kids? How can this
person persuade easily influenced children to eat healthier and avoid sweet tasting
temptations? If he couldn’t do it, how is he expecting America’s youth to follow his lead?

It is undeniable that famous people have an influence on our children. However, just
because someone is famous, it does not make him or her a good example to follow. Mr.
Clinton’s weight fluctuated as often as his political positions did during his career. The
result was heart bypass surgery at the early age of 58. He even admits that his eating
habits were forged in his youth with lots of sugar, fried foods and gravy. Who is mostly
responsible for this? The parent or guardian providing the food. That’s where it starts and
ends for our children. Role models come and go, but the adults who kids see everyday will
have the most influence on them. It starts at home and at school. Parents and teachers are
the ones who will directly affect kids eating habits. These are the people they see every
day. Besides, if parents stock their kitchens with healthier foods, their children will have no
choice but to eat better. The same goes for the schools. If cafeterias only offer healthy
food choices, then that’s what the kids will eat. If you put a piece of chocolate and a piece
of fruit in front of a child, the kid would grab the chocolate in a flash. But, if you offer a
piece of fruit and another piece of fruit, then guess what? The child will eat the fruit.

While I understand the need for impeached ex-president Bill Clinton to remain in the
spotlight and attempt to influence America’s youth. I wish he would stay away from the
weight loss arena. His credibility on the subject is as suspect as the numerous pardons he
granted before leaving office. Just like the recommended “Binge Day” in our book, The
New Beerbellie Diet, it was quite a treat for his political buddies when Clinton feasted on
presidential pardon power hours before leaving office. Anyway, the point is for all you
parents, guardians and school officials out there to set the example. Follow a low calorie
diet and expose the children to nutritious foods most of the time. Allow them a few
opportunities during the week for “bingeing.” The result will be healthier, lighter, more
educated eaters for life. If you set the “appropriate” as opposed to “inappropriate”
example, they will have a longer, more productive life then the one being projected by
recent studies.  Let’s keep the politics out of weight loss and handle this one on our own.

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