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The Bellierub
The Bellierub.....on bankrupt diet plans
Have you heard what's going around town
The low-carb diet is on its way down
The diet that said to eat all that red meat
The diet they said, could not be beat
The diet that told you not to eat bread
The diet where the weight loss was all in your head
The diet that made you feel, oh so full
The diet, it turns out, is a big bunch of bull
The biggest diet craze that we have ever seen
Has recently filed for chapter thirteen
The great Doctor Atkins has sold millions of books
To help you lose weight and improve on your looks
Just kill the carbs you eat at the table
And your insulin levels will remain very stable
Your body will burn all its stored fat
You'll lose lots of weight and be "all that"
The Atkins Diet promised easy weight loss
Too bad he said to lay off the sauce
Now it's time to put low-carb to bed
And embrace the diet with a foamy white head
The Beerbellie Diet will never go broke
A diet that really works, and that is no joke
Reduce your calories and have a few brews
To all us partiers, this is really great news
Combine exercise with a low calorie diet
Include a few beers, I dare you to try it
And you will discover as the time quickly passes
That all those other diets are for eternal fat asses
That's The Bellierub....on bankrupt diet plans.
Have you heard what's going around town
The low-carb diet is on its way down
The diet that said to eat all that red meat
The diet they said, could not be beat
The diet that told you not to eat bread
The diet where the weight loss was all in your head
The diet that made you feel, oh so full
The diet, it turns out, is a big bunch of bull
The biggest diet craze that we have ever seen
Has recently filed for chapter thirteen
The great Doctor Atkins has sold millions of books
To help you lose weight and improve on your looks
Just kill the carbs you eat at the table
And your insulin levels will remain very stable
Your body will burn all its stored fat
You'll lose lots of weight and be "all that"
The Atkins Diet promised easy weight loss
Too bad he said to lay off the sauce
Now it's time to put low-carb to bed
And embrace the diet with a foamy white head
The Beerbellie Diet will never go broke
A diet that really works, and that is no joke
Reduce your calories and have a few brews
To all us partiers, this is really great news
Combine exercise with a low calorie diet
Include a few beers, I dare you to try it
And you will discover as the time quickly passes
That all those other diets are for eternal fat asses
That's The Bellierub....on bankrupt diet plans.