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| - Bob is so fat that his graduation picture was an aerial photograph. - Bob wants a six-pack, but instead, he has a keg. - Exercise can help longevity but not without a price. My father began walking 5 miles a day when he was 60. He's now 85, but we have no idea where he is. - The advantage of exercising everyday is that you die healthier. - How is it that a 12 oz. beer can make Bob gain 1 pound? - Bob got arrested at the gym for taking the "free" weights. - Bob could become rich and sell shade. - To some it's a six-pack, to Bob it's a support group - Bob knows what Victoria's secret is...she's a man. - Bob is so fat that the back of his neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. - Bob has a great shape...if you consider round as a shape. - Bob won't exercise because he believes his heart is allowed only a certain amount of beats in his lifetime...he doesn't want to waste any. - Doing situps only works the muscles and makes them bigger...Bob is trying to reduce his belly.... so situps are out of the question. - It's not the minutes at the table that put on weight....it's the seconds. |
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| * The Japanese eat little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British and Americans. * The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. * The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. * The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. * The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and other fatty foods and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans Eat and drink what you want. Apparently speaking English is what kills you. |