Beer Wisdom
“They who get drunk on other intoxicating liquors fall
on all parts of their body; they fall on the left
side, on the right side, on their faces, and on their
backs. But it is only those who get drunk on beer   
who fall on their backs and lie with their face upwards.”
                                -
Aristotle

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be
happy.”                                 -
Benjamin Franklin

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be  
drunk to spend time with fools.”  
                                -
Ernest Hemmingway

“I think this would be a good time for a beer.”
(Upon signing the New Deal)  -
Franklin D. Roosevelt

“Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers
nourished on beer.”                -
Frederick the Great

“He was a wise man who invented beer.”
                                  -
Plato

“Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper,
cheers the spirit and promotes health.”
                                  -
Thomas Jefferson

“Beer Rocks!!!”                       - Bob Beerbellie
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